A 21 year old in Florida is facing 10 days in jail for oversleeping. Well, that’s not exactly accurate, he was put in jail for missing jury duty. He says he overslept, but the judge was a wee bit upset that he did not alert anyone in the court. He just no-showed. You can’t do that. He seems to be taking it well, considering the fact that he now has a misdemeanor conviction on his record. Too much? Not enough?
A police officer in Florida pulled over a car for speeding, but it turned out to be a couple on their way to the hospital because the woman was in labor. A situation that happens constantly in the TV, but maybe not as much in real life. Anyway, she ended up having the baby right there in the car with the help of the police officer. I hope the new parents name the kid after the police officer or something, and I hope the police officer gives them a coupon for car detailing.
Yancy has a new Halloween costume inspired by the college admissions bribery scandal. I’m still working on my “Sexy Articles of Impeachment” Halloween costume. That’ll be a big seller.
A North Carolina man whose wife of 12 years left him for another man has won a $750,000 judgment against her lover. It fell under the state’s “alienation of affection” law, which allows spouses to sue somebody who has “purposefully interfered” with their marriage.