Gabatron Morning Briefing – 9-28-15: Tag, You’re Emotionally Damaged

A school district in Washington state has decided to ban the game of tag. They say they are trying to ensure they “physical and emotional safety of all students.”

Interesting Stat of the Day: 13 minutes, 22 seconds. That’s how long it took five competitive eaters to choke down an entire goat in the name of ending the curse against the Cubs.

A high school quarterback died after being tackled in a game Friday. His teammates didn’t know how severe his injuries were and kept playing.

Bill Clinton told Fareed Zakaria on CNN that Donald Trump is a “master brander” and could win the GOP Presidential nomination. He said that Trump has been able to distinguish himself in a way that plenty of other Republican candidates haven’t been able to do.

In science news, NASA says that on Monday they will unveil a new discovery that solves one of the on-going mysteries on the planet Mars.

Plus, Matthew McConaughey’s brother gets year supply of beer for naming son Miller Lyte.

Each morning Keith Conrad will give you a few stories useful for starting conversations around the water cooler at work. Assuming that your office actually has a water cooler.

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