Gabatron Morning Briefing – 2-12-15: Premature Butchery

Yesterday productivity in the United States hit a standstill in the afternoon, as Netflix accidentally posted the third season of House of Cards two weeks early. They claim that it was an accidental leak.

Facebook is now going to let you pick someone who can run your Facebook page after you die. It’s going to be called your “Legacy Contact.” They can continue your online legacy, by posting new materials and even responding to friend requests.

Orange county in Florida has voted to ban all religious and political materials from schools. This comes after a Satanic coloring book was passed out to some students. They couldn’t just ban Satanic materials, so they decided to ban everything.

A Republican lawmaker in Montana has introduced legislation that would ban yoga pants and other tight fighting clothing. They would be charged with indecent exposure, and a person convicted of indecent exposure three times in Montana can be sentenced to life in jail and up to $10,000.

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